nice-butch:

there is nothing stronger than the raw power of gay handholding in public. nothing.

(via petr1kov)

bummedout-bisexual:

My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”

(via taffybuns)

papasmoke:

I just CANT shut up baby!!!!!!! I’m absolutely FULL of STUPID and simply MUST share it with the world!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via taggerbug)

liepard:

liepard:

guy came into my work the other day looking for chicken granules and i took him to where they would be and we were all out. so i told him this and he was like ‘so no chicken granules’ and i was like ‘no sir i’m afraid we’re all out’ and he said ‘so none at all’ and i said ‘no sir’ and he said ‘can you check through the back’ and i did fully knowing we only have whats on the shelf. so i come back and tell him we really truly are all out

so he asks if he can use our phone to call his wife. i let him customer comes first or whatever. he’s like ‘they don’t have any chicken granules’. then he says to me ‘you tell her’ so i’m like? ‘sorry ma’am i’m afraid we don’t have any chicken granules’ and she’s like ‘are you sure’ and i’m like yes. and she’s like did you check through that back and im like yes im sorry we’re all out. and she’s like ok and hangs up. and the guys like ‘well?’ and im like? what do you want me to say

(via petr1kov)

taggerbug:

hessianheadhunter:

leafquill:

newmeerkats:

ghostghostchild:

insectz:

ijustreallylikeeevee:

Whatever pokemon appears when you load Pokéfusion is now your government assigned starter

I got Venuew

A Bulbasaur-line fusion is all I can ask for ❤️

This is pretty funny actually I love it

IM SCREAMING

ryangoslingofficial:

(via wavetapper)

seancee:

cats who have babies are really like…… YOU’RE baby and you HAVE babies?????………………………………………………… the utter comedy of it all

(via wavetapper)

milknjuice:

tmobileuser:

milknjuice:

tmobileuser:

“dude i fucking love cops. like i LOVE cops” - tony turner timmy turner i mean

who is tony turner

i meant timmy turner

well you said tony

(via kiaranator)

swarnpert:

(via petr1kov)

bodyglitter:

spotify gives you all of your stats at the end of every year and makes you a playlist of your top 100 songs, makes you six (6) personalized playlists every day, And a playlist every monday of new music based on your listening history and yall still gonna say apple music is better? i have to laugh

(via petr1kov)

headfirsthallucinations:

we stan a legend

(via wavetapper)

theyoungerwhatelydaughter:

cieraxx13:

writing-prompt-s:

The year is 2022. You and your gang shoot down Amazon delivery drones and sell their contents for a living.

Is this a prompt or a prophesy

Its an instruction

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